shizzleoh noes!Tumblr (3.0; @wuj)http://ohnoes.wakeupjeff.com/contusion: <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/BB3xR8pmtmskcg1gq4dLAbfGo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://contusion.tumblr.com/post/100610160">contusion</a>:</p> <blockquote></blockquote>http://ohnoes.wakeupjeff.com/post/104408128http://ohnoes.wakeupjeff.com/post/104408128Thu, 07 May 2009 12:24:43 +1000pritan: by James Snyder This is a Cuban tree frog on a tree in...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/LUzyn2qCtm8y0yaeyI44Cjk2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://pritan.tumblr.com/post/95788386/by-james-snyder-this-is-a-cuban-tree-frog-on-a">pritan</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>by James Snyder</p> <blockquote> <p>This is a Cuban tree frog on a tree in my backyard in southern Florida. How and why he ate this light is a mystery. It should be noted that at the time I was taking this photo, I thought this frog was dead having cooked himself from the inside. I’m happy to say I was wrong. After a few shots he adjusted his position. So after I was finished shooting him, I pulled the light out of his mouth and he was fine. Actually, I might be crazy but I don’t think he was very happy when I took his light away. (<a href="http://blog.ashleysimko.com/post/95776282/photograph-by-james-snyder-this-is-a-cuban-tree">via</a>)</p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://ohnoes.wakeupjeff.com/post/96450474http://ohnoes.wakeupjeff.com/post/96450474Wed, 15 Apr 2009 22:56:44 +1000Wicked TV crossover idea: Supernanny + Biggest Loser = Super Loser now, I know I&#8217;ve got a copy...<p>Wicked TV crossover idea: Supernanny + Biggest Loser = Super Loser</p> <p>now, I know I&#8217;ve got a copy of photoshop lying around here somewhere..</p>http://ohnoes.wakeupjeff.com/post/96447336http://ohnoes.wakeupjeff.com/post/96447336Wed, 15 Apr 2009 22:40:44 +1000New years resolution #32: get an awesome personalised number plate, get on dave&#8217;s mum&#8217;s...<p>New years resolution #32: get an awesome personalised number plate, get on dave&#8217;s mum&#8217;s tumblr, achieve internet fame.</p>http://ohnoes.wakeupjeff.com/post/96443219http://ohnoes.wakeupjeff.com/post/96443219Wed, 15 Apr 2009 22:18:51 +1000"I met a 14 year old girl on the internet. She was clever, funny, flirty and sexy, so I suggested we..."“I met a 14 year old girl on the internet. She was clever, funny, flirty and sexy, so I suggested we meet up. She turned out to be an undercover detective.<br/> How cool is that at her age?!”http://ohnoes.wakeupjeff.com/post/93436435http://ohnoes.wakeupjeff.com/post/93436435Mon, 06 Apr 2009 21:44:45 +1000hah!<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6NDzewhnvlymhq007ITWFTpao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>hah!</p>http://ohnoes.wakeupjeff.com/post/93433994http://ohnoes.wakeupjeff.com/post/93433994Mon, 06 Apr 2009 21:27:37 +1000Video<iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/3514904" width="400" height="225" frameborder="0"></iframe><br/><br/>http://ohnoes.wakeupjeff.com/post/91526829http://ohnoes.wakeupjeff.com/post/91526829Tue, 31 Mar 2009 21:13:17 +1000I <3 you crazy ruskies<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6NDzewhnvlhji3fkYFnhT4fqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I <3 you crazy ruskies</p>http://ohnoes.wakeupjeff.com/post/89673600http://ohnoes.wakeupjeff.com/post/89673600Wed, 25 Mar 2009 22:31:49 +1000Frustration: knowing that you have an 8 minute window to catch 1 of 4 busses that pass your bustop,...<p><b>Frustration</b>: knowing that you have an 8 minute window to catch 1 of 4 busses that pass your bustop, only to see all 4 busses go past in a matter of seconds when you&#8217;re metre&#8217;s away from the bus stop.</p> <p>Inexplicably, the next bus takes 20mins to get here, and there&#8217;s a guy who looks like that short guy from Savage Garden wearing a scarf. In the middle summer.</p>http://ohnoes.wakeupjeff.com/post/89581818http://ohnoes.wakeupjeff.com/post/89581818Wed, 25 Mar 2009 13:34:11 +1000mccartyphotoworks.com<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6NDzewhnvl8yd1yrJcPxDtCVo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.mccartyphotoworks.com">mccartyphotoworks.com</a></p>http://ohnoes.wakeupjeff.com/post/87862905http://ohnoes.wakeupjeff.com/post/87862905Thu, 19 Mar 2009 22:17:54 +1000mccartyphotoworks.com<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6NDzewhnvl8yca8ruzUTztY5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.mccartyphotoworks.com">mccartyphotoworks.com</a></p>http://ohnoes.wakeupjeff.com/post/87862845http://ohnoes.wakeupjeff.com/post/87862845Thu, 19 Mar 2009 22:17:17 +1000mccartyphotoworks.com<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6NDzewhnvl8ybfgomI2PiuZxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.mccartyphotoworks.com">mccartyphotoworks.com</a></p>http://ohnoes.wakeupjeff.com/post/87862751http://ohnoes.wakeupjeff.com/post/87862751Thu, 19 Mar 2009 22:16:38 +1000Photo<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6NDzewhnvl5m86zcGt5Pohhio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ohnoes.wakeupjeff.com/post/87163765http://ohnoes.wakeupjeff.com/post/87163765Tue, 17 Mar 2009 14:30:45 +1000evo + graf = hawwwt<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6NDzewhnvl5m6zdmd6EpEDeSo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>evo + graf = hawwwt</p>http://ohnoes.wakeupjeff.com/post/87160409http://ohnoes.wakeupjeff.com/post/87160409Tue, 17 Mar 2009 14:13:57 +1000Pet Salami! Awesome!<iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/2000382" width="400" height="300" frameborder="0"></iframe><br/><br/><p>Pet Salami! Awesome!</p>http://ohnoes.wakeupjeff.com/post/86925220http://ohnoes.wakeupjeff.com/post/86925220Mon, 16 Mar 2009 22:51:36 +1000whenbeesattack: wuj: Career change - snake wrangler That is...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6NDzewhnvl304e35OC68F6Bzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://whenbeesattack.tumblr.com/post/86782452">whenbeesattack</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://ohnoes.wakeupjeff.com/post/86615007/career-change-snake-wrangler">wuj</a>:</p> <blockquote>Career change - snake wrangler</blockquote> <p>That is awesome. If it’s not poisonous can you bring it back with you so I can play with it?</p> </blockquote> <p>I’m 95% sure it’s a carpet snake, he didn’t seem too aggressive when I moved him from MY BEDROOM to the shed… he also just finished eating a mouse when we found him, it was totally like the discovery channel.</p>http://ohnoes.wakeupjeff.com/post/86804964http://ohnoes.wakeupjeff.com/post/86804964Mon, 16 Mar 2009 11:11:54 +1000Career change - snake wrangler<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6NDzewhnvl304e35OC68F6Bzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Career change - snake wrangler</p>http://ohnoes.wakeupjeff.com/post/86615007http://ohnoes.wakeupjeff.com/post/86615007Sun, 15 Mar 2009 18:20:35 +1000Lunch<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6NDzewhnvkygzvxmG2SS6tybo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Lunch</p>http://ohnoes.wakeupjeff.com/post/85731625http://ohnoes.wakeupjeff.com/post/85731625Thu, 12 Mar 2009 14:14:07 +1000oh yes!<p><b>oh noes:</b> Something you say when the FBI or the police are at your door, and they are after your LUNIX.</p>http://ohnoes.wakeupjeff.com/post/85697066http://ohnoes.wakeupjeff.com/post/85697066Thu, 12 Mar 2009 11:34:35 +1000